Greenfarm’s Grease Monkey

$1,599.99 - $0.00

Batch Date: March 28, 2019

Grease Monkey is a sweet, earthy strain with strong skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain’s indica-dominant genetics saddle the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage.

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Most Frequently Asked Questions

Once you place an order, it automatically goes ON-HOLD.

Once we receive your payment, your order status will change to PROCESSING.
You will also be sent a payment confirmation email as well.

Once your order is complete, we will issue you a tracking number and your order status will be changed to COMPLETE Your tracking number will be sent via email by 7:30-8PM EASTERN TIME
Our accountant accepts all payments within a few hours of it being received.

Payments sent after 1PM EASTERN TIME (ONTARIO) will be accepted within a few hours, as these payments are for orders to be processed the next following business day.

Why?

Our payment cut off time is 1PM EASTERN TIME (ONTARIO) meaning, payments made before 1PM on the business day of shipping will be accepted within an hour or so and the order will be shipped out as well.

Weekend Hours
Your payments generally will arrive however please note payments on Saturday will usually be accepted around different time slots as our accountant does take a few hours off, but we do accept all payments and process your order to ship out first thing Monday.

PLEASE NOTE WEEKENDS THE POST OFFICE IS CLOSED SO WE ARE UNABLE TO SHIP PACKAGES
We create your tracking number in-house to provide you the most efficient service.

However your tracking number will always update by 7:30PM - 8PM EASTERN TIME ONTARIO As that is when we drop off your package at the local post office.
To clarify how our discount system works is when you add 8 Ounces into your cart (doesn't matter which strain) or if it is the same strain, your cart will automatically apply 45% off, which you will see the discounted price.

This allows you to build your own half pound while paying the closest and most preferred half pound price for all the strains you've selected.

If you wanted less variety, anything with 3 or more ounces qualifies you for 35% off your entire order

- With 3 Quarter Pounds, you get 10% off and with 4 Quarter Pounds you get 15% off

These discounts do not apply to Hash / Kief / Shatter / Concentrates, only Cannabis Flowers.

Whichever option you choose, the dollar $ automatically ends up being very close or on par with one another.
We offer FREE Xpresspost Shipping via Canada Post.

Shipping generally takes about 2-3 business days to majority parts of Canada. Please note depending on your city (usually smaller populations) will be 3 business days.

NOTE
The post office is closed Saturdays and Sundays, so all orders placed from Friday evening, Saturday and Sunday will be shipped out first thing Monday :)

The best time to order is preferably the weekend or Monday/Tuesday if you wish to achieve the order to arrive the same following week.
If you have not received a tracking number after 24 hours, this is an indication that your order is still ON HOLD

Meaning we have not received your payment, please revise your bank records and see if the payment was successfully sent to our email address that was provided at check out.

If your order is PROCESSING and you do not have a tracking number by 8PM EASTERN TIME (ONTARIO) the following business day, please contact us immediately at [email protected], and we can definitely provide you an update =)
A boveda package is a humidity package which can improve the quality of marijuana cannabis by setting the flower to the right humidity level.

Here is a short video on how it works :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdwY8-FPXqE

This is very popular and keeps your flower super fresh, and gives it the best potential for the highest quality smoke possible =)
We ship your package with the utmost and vigorous high quality standards.

Your products are vacuum sealed TWICE into a smell proof bag which eliminates all odors to provide you a discrete and secure shipment right to your door.

We then package your sealed products into an Amazon style Parcel box, with tissue paper to conceal the contents, and tape your box with tamper tape.

The tamper tape is to provide you peace of mind that nobody has tampered with your shipment during shipment time =).

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What is required to create an account?

- We require you to be of age of 19+ in compliance with Canadian Laws WE DO NOT SELL TO MINORS

- We require a valid Canadian shipping address (to ship your package)

- We require you to have a Canadian bank account (to send your payment)
UPDATED May 12, 2019

All strains provide great medicinal effects for;
ANXIETY, STRESS, CHRONIC PAIN, ARTHRITIS, INSOMNIA

Here are some of Tony's personal strain suggestions =),

BC BIG BUD - Great classic bang for buck strain with nice caked big nugs

Sugar Shack - super classic strain with a rich aroma, nice dense nugs, nice burning, fantastic bang for buck batch

Purple Nuken - bang for buck, great for day time usage.. caked good burn, white ash, quality smoke

Purple Thunder - super potent, smells like dank bud, shit gets you good!

Bruce Banner - Covered in caked with trichomes. Super Potent and sticky

Godfather OG - top notch.. high in THC very potent, super caked and dense nugs

Green Farm's Jet Fuel OG - Jumbo nugs, beautiful covered in cake + trichomes rich explosion kush smell , super potent

California Haze - oh god, super potent weed for the price, and AMAZING smell. I LOVE IT

Rockstar Bubba Kush - Super potent, super skunky and gassy.

Green Farm's Animal Cookies - Great aroma, caked, and purple buds, Perfect for a wake n bake

$100 OG- Great Bang for buck strain

Black Diesel - Great sweet nose with great large dense nugs. Perfect as a daytime strain.

Grease Monkey - Super potent and Great smoke Can't go wrong with this one!

Tony's Violator - Need something to wake n bake? This one is the perfect one!!

Tony's Black Tuna - Great couch locking strain at a lower price point. Nice and dense nugs!
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21 reviews for Greenfarm’s Grease Monkey

  1. Robinson (verified owner)

    10/10 all the way

    The Grease Monkey is always some proper medecine, but Greenfarms once again put the bar a little higher with a wonderful batch of perfectly grown sensemillia!

    These gorgeous dark green, ultra dense, insanely sticky and super pungent buds are the real deal. A bit less potency than the others out there but considering it’s organically grown, that’s to be expected. A rich, dense and tasty smoke with a perfectly white ash is to be expected too!
    It is a bit tough on the lungs but that stickiness rewards you with a strong dose of deep relaxation and pain relief. Great for anxiety too. Can be good for insomnia if enough is smoked.

    It’s flavor and aroma is a bit odd but I found it delightful. Really sweet and earthy, almost creamy taste but with that nice skunky burnt rubber smell. Reminded me of the foul smell Chem Fire had just a bit, probably from the GG#4 heritage.

    True top shelf quality cannabis, must have at all times!

  2. A. Crescendo (verified owner)

    This stuff was really good, the taste was very enjoyable.

  3. Fugitex (verified owner)

    This is some of CW’s BEST stuff, if not THE BEST. Perfect dense, sticky, nugs. Anything from Green Farm is a safe bet, but this should be anyone’s “go to” strain when they are looking for a heavy, long lasting high. Perfectly balanced hybrid made up of legendary strains. Gorilla glue, cookies and cream, with just the right amount of diesel mixed in there to stop any smoker from totally entering a coma state. This is a MUST TRY!

  4. Major Tom (verified owner)

    best stuff in my order, recommend

  5. Stephen (verified owner)

    Grease monkey is by far one of the best going. The smell and taste are amazing and the bag appeal sells itself. Multiple time buy for this one. Thanks team.

  6. StonerBob (verified owner)

    Beautiful light green and yellow buds. AAA stuff.
    Great smell and taste.
    Love that grease monkey !

  7. Adam (verified owner)

    Great batch, green farms I find hit or miss still – this is a great buy at 160 not sure why the price jump

  8. Fritz (verified owner)

    Green Farms is making a name for themselves! ..in a good way!
    They are producing some very nice harvests!
    I see one reviewer not at all impressed, wrong order?? I can not see how anybody would not be happy with this crop! This is SUPER PUNGENT, STICKY, TASTY AND POTENT!!!
    Trim is a solid 4.5/5
    Smell = 6/5
    Taste = 5/5
    Potency = 6/5
    21.5/20 😉
    Don’t hesitate on Grease Monkey!!

  9. Drew Dempster (verified owner)

    Wow this stuff is bomb chronic

  10. thepordotype (verified owner)

    Wow! This stuff floored me
    Great job Green Farms

  11. mikeybriz (verified owner)

    Proper tasty smoke..

  12. powzr99 (verified owner)

    Suuper gassy and smooth, Gotta love These green Farm flowers!:)

  13. Nommnom (verified owner)

    more cookie and cream than gg4 but you can certainly feel it in the high.
    very pungent creamy almost cheesy smell.
    nice white ash crystal cake.
    aaa+

  14. MB (verified owner)

    Reminds me a lot like the jet fuel. Great smell and smoke

  15. Franco Carpinelli (verified owner)

    I was expecting more from this strain seeing as its a cross of gg4 and cookies n cream sadly the taste was very disapointing and for the buzz was extremely mild

  16. raptor420 (verified owner)

    Greenfarms if usually fire this stuff is super gassy pungent nice bud structure and indica high
    AAA+

  17. Adam (verified owner)

    For the price it’s banging – been pretty happy with green farm so far. Nice dense nugs little leaf. But zip price was great. I still prefers tgm the best cheers

  18. jroy777 (verified owner)

    The regular grease monkey was great. This is the best. as expected with the Green Farms label.

  19. Franco Carpinelli (verified owner)

    Very sticky but buzz could be better

  20. AccountJames (verified owner)

    Can never go wrong with Green Farms. This is a sticky icky strain ! 10/10

  21. Adam (verified owner)

    So far I’ve had Tony’s grease monkey , grease monkey and now have this on route. Hoping for nice and gassy so far TGM has been the best excited will update

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