Grease Monkey

(43 customer reviews)

$1,650.00 - $0.00

Batch Date: Oct 5, 2019

Grease Monkey is a sweet, earthy strain with strong skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain’s indica-dominant genetics saddle the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage.

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UPDATED May 12, 2019

All strains provide great medicinal effects for;

Here are some of Tony's personal strain suggestions =),

BC BIG BUD - Great classic bang for buck strain with nice caked big nugs

Sugar Shack - super classic strain with a rich aroma, nice dense nugs, nice burning, fantastic bang for buck batch

Purple Nuken - bang for buck, great for day time usage.. caked good burn, white ash, quality smoke

Purple Thunder - super potent, smells like dank bud, shit gets you good!

Bruce Banner - Covered in caked with trichomes. Super Potent and sticky

Godfather OG - top notch.. high in THC very potent, super caked and dense nugs

Green Farm's Jet Fuel OG - Jumbo nugs, beautiful covered in cake + trichomes rich explosion kush smell , super potent

California Haze - oh god, super potent weed for the price, and AMAZING smell. I LOVE IT

Rockstar Bubba Kush - Super potent, super skunky and gassy.

Green Farm's Animal Cookies - Great aroma, caked, and purple buds, Perfect for a wake n bake

$100 OG- Great Bang for buck strain

Black Diesel - Great sweet nose with great large dense nugs. Perfect as a daytime strain.

Grease Monkey - Super potent and Great smoke Can't go wrong with this one!

Tony's Violator - Need something to wake n bake? This one is the perfect one!!

Tony's Black Tuna - Great couch locking strain at a lower price point. Nice and dense nugs!

43 reviews for Grease Monkey

  1. DiamondMind (verified owner)

    This is my Favorite Indica. The smell and taste is amazing. I always purchase this strain when available.

  2. Stephen (verified owner)

    It’s a shame that this is amazing bud. Stinky sticky delicious bud. Please get more. Thanks CW.

  3. Fugitex (verified owner)

    I’ve already been spoiled by Green Farm’s Grease Monkey, but this is on par with GF! Cookies $ Cream and Gorilla Girl makes for one heck of an indica; this is strain is easily in my Top 5. Amazing nose, even better taste, smokes beautifully, hits hard. If overindulged this will knock you out, but always a very nice treat. A must try for everyone!

  4. wigger290 (verified owner)

    Nice gasss to this one. AAA+ bag appeal to smoke and buzz.

  5. Johnny Bacon (verified owner)

    Oh and greeeeeasy. I’m liking that lately. I usually like dry weed.. but the greasy been growin on mee 🙂

  6. Johnny Bacon (verified owner)

    YES!! THIS is that shit i love. Thiiiis is the smell i look for in weed. Smell is a big thing to me personally. And the GM has it. That chemo stink if anybody knows.. the tom ford has it. The MKU. Racefuel og suprisingly. The comatose.. few others.. i fkng LOVE it. Up there in my top 5 maybe rn. THANKS CW!! Killin it! 6stars 🙂

  7. Scooby-Doo (verified owner)

    Super sticky. Nice and fresh with an amazing gassy smell.

  8. Stephen (verified owner)

    Stinky, sticky and delicious. Heavy hitting. Will be buying more. Thanks CW.

  9. Tom_day15 (verified owner)

    Aaa+ beautiful stuff !! A must try!

  10. Adam (verified owner)

    Orders about 3/4 times now have been impressed every time cleanliness of the ashes is amaze nice an white smoke is creamy great baked

  11. Tellybee (verified owner)

    Ordered twice from the same batch. Amazing product.

  12. Tellybee (verified owner)

    One of my new favorites! Stinks out the house!

  13. PeaceMan (verified owner)

    Awesome batch, Super stinky, Smoke too much and you’ll find yourself sleeping in you chair!

  14. Zealyeye (verified owner)

    Fantastic product for the price… Shit got me lit yo!!!

  15. BorderBaked (verified owner)

    Nice bag appeal and great smoke all around. Will order again.

  16. BigTone (verified owner)

    Wow! This is by far the best strain I have ever had, the stinkiest, stickiest most caked bud I’ve seen since lambs bread like 20 years ago. Will purchase every time I see it!!! Cheers CW.

  17. Mattg666 (verified owner)

    Really like it has a great taste and buzz would order again

  18. Crystalmitchell (verified owner)

    Dank and super greasy!!! Love! Amazing daytime, good evening, I enjoyed the “instant” hit off the glass! I would order again for sure!

  19. Tom_day15 (verified owner)

    Great stuff 10/10 ! Thanks again cw!!!

  20. russ (verified owner)

    super gomme

  21. Strutter (verified owner)

    gotta love the greaser!!

  22. Stephen (verified owner)

    This is some stinky sticky delicious. Definately one of my favorites. Thanks CW 10/10 Will be getting again.

  23. Strutter (verified owner)

    always rock hard sticky buds

  24. Strutter (verified owner)

    just an amazing strain 10/10

  25. Scooby-Doo (verified owner)

    Gassy, dense and caked!

  26. PoopyPants (verified owner)

    Wow huge buds. Really liked this one. Will be looking for it again

  27. angiemom (verified owner)

    really like this one sticky dense buds but needed to be trimmed better strong taste smashed ok for roisn

  28. Kylerjhardwick (verified owner)

    Super dank.quad Aaaa

  29. Houseofthewild (verified owner)

    GM never let’s me down. Kicker strain for bedtime I think.

  30. DNAngel (verified owner)

    Reminds me of cookies & cream more than GG4. Fucking beautiful buds, little leafy but looking at thc content on the leaves it’s understandable why the person trimming took it easy. Overall very happy with this purchase, got it on sale. Would buy it again full price. Thanks CW team.

  31. BigTone (verified owner)

    This is honestly some of the best smoke ever!!! Looks like fire, smells like fire, tastes like fire must be a duck!!! Lol great strain, great grow!!

  32. kekk090 (verified owner)

    i ordered this but was sent the pineapple
    hopefully theres some left this week!!!

  33. Jason Grove (verified owner)

    yummmmy…. Love this stuff! nice taste nice burn and even nicer buzz.. the only complaint is it could have been trimmed a lil better but deffinately a dank batch. thanks CW your the best!

  34. Adam (verified owner)

    One of the whitest ashes very clean nice taste medium rip leans more cookie then gas very nice I preferred Tony’s version but both are dope in there own way

  35. Adam (verified owner)

    One of the whitest ashes very clean nice taste medium rip leans more cookie then gas very nice

  36. Yanz (verified owner)

    Big buds ,Sticky . I appreciate the smooth taste. Too much leafs. The reason for 4.5/5

  37. Adam (verified owner)

    I really enjoyed Tony’s version of the grease monkey so I have high hopes for this one !! As it’s priced a little higher 180vs200 🙂 can’t wait

  38. Fugitex (verified owner)

    A MUST TRY. Waited a long time for this to come back, totally worth the wait, hits heavy and love the taste when smoking. When inhaling you can feel the smoke sticking to your lungs and the effects are quickly noticeable as you feel the body buzz take over.

  39. ethan p (verified owner)

    Loved this strain a lot! super nice danky smell and smokes super smooth and tasty aswell 10/10 especially because its so cheap:))

  40. Karl C (verified owner)

    My hands are so stycky right now. Its a good smoke for anytime for me. Thx again CW.!!!

  41. Karan S (verified owner)

    the buds were very caked and the smell was more on the cookies & cream side, but was a bit too leafy for my liking, but for the price still very nice. the high is okay nothing mind numbing.

  42. Emile Blanchette (verified owner)

    Crystal alert ! Nice taste and great taste little bit kushy

  43. don p (verified owner)

    Another great one. Super gassy dense nugs and the smell is amazing

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